OMG This was so hot. There are several other stories where Kurt has never masturbated before for whatever reason and suddenly he's desperate and needs Blaine's help, and I love the idea but it's just never believable. Somehow making it completely fantasy allows me to suspend my disbelief enough that it's OMG HOT UNF. LOL. And it's really well-written too. I love it. *saves to memories* Excellent work. :D