*hugs tightly* It might be worth applying for a bank loan? Maybe? In the meantime, despite it being a hard drive to Nottingham and despite diesel being expensive (as opposed to unleaded) you're always welcome wherever the hell we'll be.

Mum told you that, and I told you that. So at least that's something. Right?

Also, if I (a weakling) did a day of door-to-door sales, then so can you. Wear comfortable shoes as you'll be walking A LOT and make sure you take at least TWO bottles of water.